transferred from my old blog, 'cause i still can't get over it.

Bro: jie, you know the BFG, as in Big Friendly Giant? Well yeah, here's BHG! it stands for... uhh. Big Happy Giant.
[there was a whole preamble to it but thats the main gist]
Me: yes, dear, it does.
Bro: Big Horrible Giant, Big Helpful Giant, Big Homeless Giant, Big Hoppy Giant... Big H____ Giant.

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PAUSE and BLINK

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My eyes could have popped and goggled all they wanted, but it wouldn't hide the fact that he'd called the giant 'Horny'.

It was followed up by none other than... Hot.

i found out only later that his idea of horny meant literally horny. like the horny bull. hot meant the hot kettle.

what do they teach in schools nowadays?